Sunday, December 20, 2009

I can't take credit for this recipe!

I absolutely love Happy Meals & Happy Hour ... one of the funniest blogs you will ever come across! I added Happy Hour Sue to my blogroll, and never miss her updates! Go check her out ... she recently posted this LOL post!


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.


Cherry Mishmas.



5 shout-outs!:

Jules said...

Too funny!

Melissa said...

This is funny, funny, funny!

Working Mommy said...

Jose and I got divorced a long while ago...we were just going in different directions. So maybe I'll try this with rum instead :)

~WM

Molly said...

Hilarious! This I need to try!

sprinkles said...

I've read this before or something similar. Enjoyed it just as much the second time around! :)

 
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