Thursday, July 15, 2010

Oh to be a Housewife ...


The Housewives of New Jersey have more drama than your mama would ever be able to handle! These girls are kuh.raze.ee!!
I think Teresa could be the east coast version of myself. Here on the west coast, we be chillin' and try to stay mellow. Put me in the dirty jerz where all the Italians play, and there's no telling how many tables I would flip. Teresa and I would be besties, fo' sho'.
Danielle is a psycho!! Can.Not.Stand the woman!! I will leave it at that though ... I wouldn't want her pressing charges for my internet opinions. Poor, poor Danielle.
And for the record, I am not a fan of the fur the girls wear. So not cool in my book, but that is a whole 'nother post.
I don't have a whole lot of cash in the bank. I am not always the most poised or patient of mommas, and my shopping budget is more in tuned with Forever 21. BUT, I think it would be fun to be filmed for Bravo's Real Housewives show. I don't lead that exciting of a life, but it would be fun to watch myself on TV.
Ha ha!!
I'm just saying.

6 comments:

xo, Kate @keeping up w/the Moreland's said...

did u see that Danieel is just now suing them??? what was she waiting for?? I so badly wanted to be on the DC houswives, i don't have the money they do, but i think my life is pretty interesting!! and us east coast girls.... are not very mellow at all!!! a friend of mine just got back from ocean city, which is in maryland, and guess who she bumped into?? Pauly D from jersey shore!!! ha!! new season is getting ready to start!!!!

bananas. said...

you need a show girl! i would totally watch it and relate.

me on the other hand...no thanks. i would pick myself apart. i hate my voice, my profile, my legs, my lack of hips...i could go on and on.

those jersey chicks are crazy but they sure know how to work the camera. i'll give them that.

A Real Housewife said...

danielle is a PSYCHO!! i really wish they'd kick her off the show and dina would come back. and i'm loving jacqueline more and more, but caroline is my absolute favorite. such an awesome, smart woman.

seriously, why can't they make a housewives show with REAL women...ones who can't buy anything they want anytime at the drop of a hat??!!!

Shelley said...

Danielle IS crazy! My husband can't stand it when I watch the show because of her and all the screaming they do. He said he wouldn't put up with me if I acted like that! And then I pointed out how Theresa's husband is so cool about it all. Anyway! Love the show!

Krystal Sandoval said...

I LOVELOVELOVE this show. LOVE the drama because it only makes the show even better. But of course I dislike Danielle! She is a psycho who needs medical attention. Oh well. I love Teresa. [: She is such A SWEETHEART. <3 Can't wait for the next episode!

Dana said...

I so Love this show!! Love all the ladies...minus Danielle! I even made my hubby watch an episode of this and he couldn't believe how crazy she is!!

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