Saturday, February 7, 2009

That's what I am talkin' about!

No, this is not personal. Just funny. Be sure to read the PS at the end.

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife
XXX


P.S. Your girlfriend called.

3 shout-outs!:

Sassy Cass said...

LMAO! That is funny. Til I read the PS I was thinking there might be a divorce in their future. Now I'm certain of it!

Sassy Cass said...

By the way, I got the book. Thanks so much!!!!

Emily said...

This was so funny, I just forwarded it to Ryan. :)

 
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