Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Oh, Heidi.

You are one crazy chica. You married an ass. You have annoyed the snot out of us all. And you honestly in your heart think that you are a pop music sensation (uh, did you see how many hundreds of albums you have sold?). Now you are addicted to plastic surgery. Here's my opinion on that matter ... 10 procedures in one operation - not too smart. You could have died. In fact, didn't you say you almost did? But anyways ... you go girl! You've got the money (or the high spending limit on your Visa card), so do your thang! If I had the cash, there are a few things I would like to take care of, too. Ain't no shame in wanting to look your best. Sure, you seemed to have aged yourself in the process, but what-ev. It's your body. Just be safe about it.
xoxo

13 comments:

hotpants™ said...

I think she looks like absolute shit now. People have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies, but people around them should be able to scream NO!

Summer said...

Oh man....she is one very very lost soul. Sadness....

Working Mommy said...

She looks more like Tori Spelling in that picture...

~WM

Natalie said...

I think she's an idiot. And her husband is a douche.
And I can totally empathize with wanting to change afew things about your body.. maybe a little tweaking. But 10 procedures at one time? Really? That's just ludricous. And anyone who wants that type of operation should seriously be seeking mental help BEFORE allowed to go under the knife.

sprinkles said...

If I had the $$$, I'd probably get 10 or so different surgeries done so I guess I really can't hate on her too much. Personally, I didn't think she really needed any of those procedures but she doesn't seem to have a high enough self-esteem to realize that.

B, A, H & C said...

not a fan of the new heidi. i used to like her way back in the laguna days...but she has gone nuts. i agree, i would do some tweaks to myself too...but 10...holy crap!

WSU Laura said...

Just sad. Seriously to be that young and beautiful and to have such low self-esteem. I am all about making yourself feel better and having choices but come on 10 procedures?! I also think very irresponsible of her doctor.

Molly said...

She's a hot mess! Her eyes kindof look like that cat lady who has had like a bajillion plastic surgeries. Crazy.

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

she is such a dirtbag

RW @ TrueBeauty said...

I love your take on this! She was so cute before and now she looks so cookie cutter and not to mention 10 years older. Once go there, you can never go back.

Jodee said...

I think her chin is TONS better....but I can't say she needed any other work done......I hate her big ole boobies now....she was just right before.....poor thing- feel sorry for her0 i know she hated it when people would say her chin looked like Jay Leno's.....but who knew she wanted all this other stuff too!

A Real Housewife said...

she is such an annoying freak. not to mention she looks like a 40 yr old woman now.

The Springer's said...

Joan Rivers face-almost there!

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