Friday, April 10, 2009

Oh No You Didn't!

Scene of offense: Target parking lot. Second time in this lot, same row as a matter of fact!

Me: Patiently waiting with my turn signal on for a parking spot. Waited 4 minutes, slightly blocking traffic in the process. Car waiting for finally pulls out. On-coming Tahoe swoops in and steals spot. My horn is now BLARING!!!!

Tahoe lady: Takes a minute to exit vehicle, but is serenaded by the horn of the Hummer. Upon exiting her vehicle, she stares at me blankly.

Me: Yelling and waving my arm out the window, drawing attention from all pedestrians and shoppers (thank.you.very.much) ... "What are you doing? You know that I have been waiting for this spot!"

Tahoe lady: "I am just going to go in there for a few minutes. I will be right back out."

Me: "Are you kidding me?!? That was so messed up! You are so rude! You don't steal parking spots that people are waiting for!!"

Tahoe lady: (in a ghetto attitude .. I'm not judging - it was really that nasty) "Well, I don't see any names on the spaces."

Me: "Well I know you saw my blinker!! You are unbelievable!"

Tahoe lady: Brushes me off and continues on her way.

As I pull away, now too pissed to shop, I see onlookers smiling at me as I drive off.

Warning to any no-class, rude-ass women who wanna be punks in a parking lot: Think twice before pulling a cheap and sneaky move like that! If by chance you do it to this little Italian girl, I WILL call you out as loudly as I can to make sure anyone around is aware of such behavior. Ain't no shame on my end ... I will gladly embarrass you for all to see.

9 comments:

In With the Light said...

I hate when this happens! You are so brave to even say anything at all to a rude woman like that. hope your weekend is great!

WSU Laura said...

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Am said...

Awesome. She deserved it!

Jess and Jodie Bergers said...

That's AWESOME! I wish I had the guts to do that!!

Erik and Mary said...

it sucks for you, but i couldn't have done that...I'm way to impatient to wait 4 minutes for a spot. I would have been walkin. ;-) So did you end up shopping? Or did you leave? All on Good Friday too!

Jodee said...

OMG- you know that just is wrong! When I am backing out- and I see someone waiting on a parking spot- i pull out the opposite way so no one can steal that persons parking spot! I just want to ram that ladies car myself! I would do it for you April!!!

Amy said...

HA HA HA SNORT...HA HA HA! You sound like me! Love it!

Anonymous said...

Quit being so lazy and find another spot. You could've been in and out by the time you would've parked..

Faerie Goddess said...

You are great! I have been in that situation before and went off also. I am so sick of the lazy ass people stealing spots. As for the Negative Nelly posting, I am sure she is just upset because she is the one stealing the spots all the time. Well one of these days, her car is gonna get keyed! Karma is a b*#@h!

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